Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates has never been interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the true nature of morality. The classic online game, rebuilt for Steam! Face off in a series of interactive debates against famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through the NONSENSE! A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, alongside a charming story and healthy helping of stupid jokes. If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now is as good a time as ever— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to: Presentation Improvements! Higher resolution character art and giant flying text! New 16:9 layout! Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general! Additional script polish! 99% is the same, of course. That's the point of a remake. A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird, though! Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens were declared a categorical evil. Perhaps a little something extra... Numerous quality of life improvements! Controller Support! An actual conversation log! The ability to save at any point!